Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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