My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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