I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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