Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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