Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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