She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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