when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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