ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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