It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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