You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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