I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Your dad touched me again.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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