i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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