PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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