The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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