We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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