I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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