I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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