He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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