My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science