i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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