the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?