The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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