Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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