real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
handjob tips. give me some.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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