Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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