All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just want to make out with him forever
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
