That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Well I just put wine in my tea
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
