im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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