i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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