theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
cat food counts as protein by the way
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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