White coat. Heels.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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