Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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