She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
