Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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