You smell like a Billy Joel song
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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