Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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