Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just tell him i said nine months
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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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