Where did you get a picture of my penis
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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