i think my mom watched the whole time
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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