Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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