No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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