a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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