I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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