I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I am one with the molecules
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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