Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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