its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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