Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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