I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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