So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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