I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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