Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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