When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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