Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The feeling are messing with the penis
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
The power of my boobs compel you
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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