yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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