He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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