2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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