that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
God I need to hump something, right now.
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