Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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