I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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